Barack Hussein Obama haz skillz !

“His dad is black, his mom is white.” There’s an old Three Dog Night song you can sing these words to, but there was nothing in the song about a pet monkey named Tata or goat-herding-African-Muslim-father married to a muu-muu-wearin’-white-woman from Kansas. Wait a minute. If Larry David didn’t already do this one, we need to pitch this sitcom to NBC. I know we have to cut the part about the son running for president because they’ll say it’s too farfetched. Plus, the sponsors will never go for the name Barack, much less Hussein! And the monkey? I’m pretty sure that’s racist.


First Pet = An ape or monkey named  Tata, but definitely not a sock puppet.

Mother's Maiden Name = Stanley Ann Dunham

Porn Name = Tata Dunham

BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA :: THE SHAFT

 
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