Mae West is hankering for a ten-foot pole ....


Which came first: Mae West or Censorship? This symbiotic relationship between Mae West and what became the Hays Office in 1930 got Mae continually shut down and we got PG13. Way before Madonna’s X-rated coffee table book, Mae was shimmying through her self-written, directed, starred and produced stage show, “Sex” in 1926, and was routinely brought up on obscenity charges and thrown in jail for lines like “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?. This line still kills them in Texas. She was a perfect cross between a bare-knuckle prize fighter and a Bavarian corset model, but most decent people wouldn’t touch her with a ten-foot pole. In a vaudeville show she used to lift and support three men weighing 150 lbs each, giving a whole new meaning to the term ‘Clean and Jerk’. Even her dreams were erotic. Her first orgasm was provoked by a vision in which a big black bear entered her bedroom and had his way with her. You still can’t show that on TV!
 
Mae West was the original wigger (not because she had a line of wigs). White people have been stealing from black culture for decades beginning with the whole person, then their dignity, then their music, then their dignity again and now their style. Just like Gilbert and Sullivan crooked from the Japanese, Mae West pilfered her voice, hips, and attitude from the African American. If you lick their sweet candy shell you’ll soon discover the dark, chewy goodness influencing many of today’s top singers and personalities, like Justin Timberlake (Michael Jackson); Christina Aguilera (Etta James); Dean Martin (Harry Mills); Larry Bird (Magic Johnson); Barack Obama (Denzel Washington) ((Sidney Portier)); and Dr. Hibbert (Bill Cosby).
 
First Pet = A monkey named Boogie

First Street = Meeker Ave in the Bushwick section of Brooklyn, NY

Porn Name = Boogie Meeker

MAE WEST :: VINTAGE EROTICA

Posted by Celebrity Porn Names at 5/15/2009 9:45 AM
Categories: Vintage Erotica
Tags: censorship wigger ten-foot pole madonna mae west
 
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