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Walt Gets Cosy with Mickey; Pluto Jealous

Walt always said that he liked working with cartoons because they don’t talk back. They always did what he drew them to do and never drank vodka out of water bottles, flashed their deforested under-regions to unsuspecting paparazzi, and treated rehab like a day spa, unlike the modern day ‘Snow Whites’, Lindsay, Brit-Brit, Paris and Nicole. If Walt wanted bigger boobs and a smaller waist he just drew ’em. Now that’s a Mogul. Walt’s early days were much more humble. He moved to a farm when he was just a lad of five where he first started his dangerous, unchecked and irresponsible experiments to make animals act like humans.

First Pet = A horse named Charley (Get it? Charley Horse!)
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Real Quote: I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. – Walt Disney

Mickey’s First Pet = Pluto (First appeared in “The Chain Gang” in 1930)
Mickey’s First Home = According to the Adventures of Mickey Mouse published in 1931, Mickey first lived in a “Cozy nest under the floor of an old barn”.
Mickey’s Porn Name = Pluto Cozy

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